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Never have threesome with your friends

Lily was one of my close friends. We knew each other 3 years ago. We used to go to the same gym and that was how we met each other. She was a very nice person. She taught me how to bake blueberry biscuit and where to buy the most inexpensive Prada. Most importantly, she told me many experiences of her having threesomes. She really had lots of threesomes with different kinds of people. Most of them are strangers from tinder for 3sum dating apps. There are swinger couples and singles. Every time I heard such story, I would think that one day, I am going to try it with my boyfriend, but back then, I was single and I didn’t want to be the third. So I never had the chance to have a threesome.

One months ago, I still had a boyfriend and my close friend Lily, but now, I lost them both because of threesomes. We had several threesome together. It was me who brought up the proposal. I should settle for that.

Bob and I works in the same building. He is on the 7th floor and I am on the 6th. I once accidentally went to 7th by mistake and I met him. I used to think maybe that is destiny. But now, I think it was just a bad luck. We soon started dating. I liked him a lot. I introduced him to all my friends, including Lily. I planned to have threesome with him one day, but I didn’t know how to bring it up, so I asked Lily for help. The plan was every time we hang out together, Lily would tell us some fascinating stories about her 3som experiences, hoping it would get my boyfriend Bob interested and then bring it up to me.

This plan worked. As we were wondering who we should invite to have threesome with, Bob suggested Lily, since she had experiences in having threesome with friends. I trusted Lily, so I agreed. That weekend, we had a threesome together. After that, we had several more threesome until I found them cheating on me.

One Sunday morning, I went to Bob’s house unnoticed. I knew where he hides his keys. I thought I would surprise him with a nice meal I am going to cook him, but he had a bigger surprise for me. I went in and caught him watching TV with Lily in his sofa. Lily was wearing his white T-shirt, just like in the movies. Obviously, they spent last night together. I was shocked first. We had several threesomes together, why would he wants to be with her alone. I couldn’t move for several seconds. So did they. Bob was getting up trying to explain, but I turned around and left. He didn’t come to catch me. From them on, we never saw each other again and I never saw Lily again too.

I want to remind you that you should rather have threesome with strangers from tinder for couple dating apps than having it with your friends. This is your lesson and I hoped learned it.